Charlie Sheen, having recently lost his regular gig on 'Two and a Half Men" has decided that the best use of his Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA is on the pitching mound. Citing the longevity of Jaime Moyer and former Indians 'teammate' Julio Franco, as well as the fact that he hasn't pitched since 1994, Sheen believes that he has plenty left in the tank to offer prospective major league suitors. Although no reporters have had the opportunity to observe any of Sheen's bullpen sessions, his Terminator is said to have some nice zip and his Eliminator and Humiliator are showing good movement. Scrappy owner Greg Wiener is reported to be very interested in adding Sheen to his roster as soon as he becomes available.
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